The best super power ever has to be the power to refill things. Think about it, your glass is empty, refill it without getting up. Your bank account empty, power to refill it. Your bed is empty of a person of your preferred gender, refill it and have some fun.
At first I was all:
Well that’s the stupidest thing I ever heard.
But then I was all like:
GENIUS! PURE UNADULTERATED GENIUS!
person annoying you?
refill their bladder
if a dude wants to wear a skirt let him wear a skirt what the fuck
Hi. Yes. I’d like throw away all of my responsibilities and lay in bed with a huge blanket and read a book
mom i can’t go to school today i’m ugly